MEETING IN THE LADIES’ ROOM
(key of: F#m)

RAP)  
I HAD TO LEAVE MY CONDO TO COME TO THIS
WELL I’M BACK BUT THIS TIME I’M WITH MY MAN
AND THESE WOMEN ARE PUTTIN’ THEIR HANDS
ALL OVER HIS YAMAMOTO KANSAI SWEATHER THAT I BOUGHT
AND I’M MUCH, MUCH UNHAPPY ABOUT THAT
I’D HATE TO COME DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL
AND BECOME A B.W. – A BASIC WOMAN
BUT IF THEY DON’T STOP IT’S GOING TO GET SCANDALOUS.

CH)    
I GOT A MEETING IN THE LADIES’ ROOM
I don’t need this
I’LL BE BACK REAL SOON
That’s what I get for being in the ladies’ room
I GOT A MEETING IN THE LADIES’ ROOM
Where’s my jewelry?
I’LL BE BACK REAL SOON
Can we talk?

v1)      
I DON’T KNOW BUT I THINK YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR MAN
 (girl you better watch your man)
 ‘CAUSE GIRL HE’S DOING IT, LIKE NOBODY ELSE CAN
 (all the girls are watching him)
IF YOU WANNA BE SURE, YOU BEST GO POWER YOUR NOSE
 (go on and power your nose)
 ‘CAUSE YOU WANNA LOOK GOOD, WHEN YOU STEP ON THE FLOOR.
THAT’S WHY: 

CH)    
I GOT A MEETING IN THE LADIES’ ROOM
I’LL BE BACK REAL SOON.
I GOT A MEETING IN THE LADIES’ ROOM
I’LL BE BACK REAL SOON
SING: UH OH OH, UH UH OH OH,
EVERYBODY SING IT LIKE
SING: UH OH OH, UH UH OH OH,

v2)      
STEP THROUGH THE DOOR, THEY WERE STANDIN’ IN LINE
(these ladies took their time)
SMOKIN’ FUNNY CIGARETTES AND TAKIN’ THEIR TIME
(gossip must be on their minds)
SOMEBODY PASS ME A MIRROR
(hurry up)
‘CAUSE I AIN’T GOT MUCH TIME
(yes i got to get right back)
‘CAUSE THERE’S A HUNK OF A MAN, I DONE LEFT BEHIND
THAT’S WHY:

CH)    
I GOT A MEETING IN THE LADIES’ ROOM
I’LL BE BACK REAL SOON.
I TOLD MY MAN
I GOT A MEETING IN THE LADIES’ ROOM           
I’LL BE BACK REAL SOON.

SING: UH OH OH, UH UH OH OH,
EVERYBODY SING IT LIKE            
SING: UH OH OH, UH UH OH OH

v3)      
-I’LL BE YOUR FREAK-A-ZOID--------                                                   
WALKED ON THE FLOOR, AND EVERYBODY WAS JAMMIN’
THEY PLAYIN’ MY FAVORITE SONG
The Men All Pause
GOT ME SINING ALONG
CAN’T TURN YOUR BACK FOR A MINUTE
SOMEBODY’S ROCKIN’ MY MAN
AND GIRL THEY’RE DOIN’ IT, LIKE NOBODY ELSE CAN
watch out, watch out, watch out

BR)    
EXCUSE ME LADY THIS MAN’S WITH ME
I DON’T LIKE TO SHARE YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE
HE LOOKS GOOD, GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT
BUT BELIEVE ME LADY HE BELONGS TO ME, YEA

VA)     
I GOT A MEETING IN THE LADIES ROOM
I’LL BE BACK REAL SOON
UH OH OH, UH UH OH OH
I GOT A MEETING IN THE LADIES ROOM
I’LL BE BACK REAL SOON

RAP)  
DON’T SLAP ME, ‘CAUSE I’M NOT IN THE MOOD
DON’T, DON’T, DON’T SLAP ME, ‘CAUSE I’M NOT IN THE MOOD
DON’T SLAP ME, ‘CAUSE I’M NOT IN THE MOOD
DON’T SLAP ME, ‘CAUSE I’M NOT IN THE MOOD

“VAMP”