THE MEN ALL PAUSE
(key of: Dm)

RAP)   I
KNOW I WAS LOOKIN’ GOOD
I HAD MY ‘KENNETH COLE’ SHOES ON
MY ‘GIANNI VERSACE’ BLUE LEATHER SUIT
MY NAILS WERE DONE AND MY HAIR WAS FIERCE (fierce)
AND I WAS RIDING IN A KLYMAXX LIMOUSINE

DON’T YOU WANT TO RIDE

1)       
I WAS AT HOME FEELIN’ SLEAZY
SO I WENT DOWN TO THE ‘SPEAK EASY’
AS SOON AS MY FEET, HIT THE DOOR
I HAD ALL ATTENTION FROM THE DANCE FLOOR
           
DON’T YOU KNOW THE

CH)    
MEN ALL PAUSE
WHEN I WALKED INTO THE ROOM,
THE MEN ALL PAUSE

THE MEN ALL PAUSE
AND THE BRIDES HELD THEIR GROOMS
THE MEN ALL PAUSE
AND ALL SUNG THE SAME OL’ TUNE

 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.  /   /   /   /   /   /  WHOA!
(check me out)

2)       
STARIN’ FACES START TO GET TIRED
I WANTED TO GET OUT AND GO FOR A RIDE
MAYBE THIS BOREDOM CREATED MY HUNGER
SO I SAID, “PULL OVER AT THE LOCAL ‘FAT BURGER’”

I TRIED TO WALK IN SHY, VERY UNNOTICED
BUT THE MEN TURNED AWAY
FROM THEIR BURGERS AND SODAS
THE FOCUS WAS ON ME, I GUESS ADMIRIN’ GOOD TASTE
I TRIED TO PLAY IT OFF BUT ASSURANCE 
WAS ALL OVER MY FACE

“CHORUS”

3)       
MEN ALL PAUSE WHEN I HIT THE DOOR
ATTENTION CAME FROM THE DANCE FLOOR
WHEN I WENT TO THE BURGER STAND
I HAD MY CLAIM ON ANY MAN

RAP)  
‘CAUSE THEY ALL LOVE’D ME
SLAP ME, NO, SOMEBODY SLAP ME
‘CAUSE I KNOW I’M LOOKIN’ GOOD
I’M GIVIN’ ATTITUDE ALL OVER THE ROOM
PEOPLE ARE STARIN’ AT ME
I, I JUST LOOK TOO GOOD FOR THESE PEOPLE

CH)    
DON’T YOU KNOW
THE MEN ALL PAUSE
YEAH, JUST LOOK AT THEM             [WOOF]
THE MEN ALL PAUSE
THE DOG IS COMING OUT OF THEM (yea)
THE MEN ALL PAUSE
A NATURAL DOG               RADAR            [WOOF]
THE MEN ALL PAUSE  
RADAR            OW!
           
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.  /   /   /   /   /   /  WHOA!
(check me out)

“CHERYL’S GUITAR RIFF”              (48 bars)
           
BREATHING:  “HA-HA-HA-HA-HA”            (32 bars)

CHANTING:            “THE MEN ALL PAUSE”            (16 bars)

RAP)  
KITTY, GIRL, I THINK I’M GONNA LEAVE RIGHT NOW
BECAUSE I HAVE SOME THINGS TO DO
CALL MY CHAUFFEUR, I LOVE YA, I LOVE YA ALL
BUT I GOT TO GO

“MUSIC – KEYBOARD CHORDS”

CH)    
THE MEN ALL PAUSE
WHEN I WALKED INTO THE ROOM,
THE MEN ALL PAUSE

THE MEN ALL PAUSE
AND THE BRIDES HELD THEIR GROOMS
THE MEN ALL PAUSE
AND ALL SUNG THE SAME OL’ TUNE

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.  /   /   /   /   /   /  WHOA!
(check me out)

           
OH NO MISS THING, I DON’T WANT YOU TO TRY THAT
‘BECAUSE I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES “GRAND DIVA”